Speed Date Virtus and Maverick

Maverick: Look, you're no Fowl, but I'll give you one chance to prove that you're date material, but only under a few conditions. One, no eyes beneath the chin line. Two, no tricks like you did with Vipress. And three, no wandering hands!

Virtus: ... I don't want to sound like a bum to you, miss Maverick, but you're the one whose hand is grabbing the collar of MY shirt...

Maverick: ... Wanker.

Virtus: Why yes, I am. Just like 98 % of the male population of Earth.

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The only time that Virtus actually dares to be cocky... When someone actually seems to be trying to pick a fight. The heart? Just felt like it.

Queen of sarcasm and foul mouths, AKA Maverick (c)